Wednesday, February 3, 2010
Day 253 - QUESTION; Which Kind of Bear is Best?
Pretend you're in the woods. You're hiking along a trail, a beam of sunlight bursts through the canopy of leaves above you. Then, all of a sudden, a giant bear charges in your direction. What do you do?
Instinct tells us to run. In our haste, we might be tempted to flee to higher ground. We may be tempted to climb a nearby tree. FALSE. Bears can climb faster than they can run. That's the word around The Office, anyways.
In this bottle, one that features a person climbing along a fallen tree, is miniature Teddy Graham crackers.
Bears, beats, Battlestar Galactica.
Oh, also Jones, trees, F.T.L.C.,