Thursday, July 23, 2009
Day 74 - Soft Spoken With a Broken Jaw
Every time I go into work, empty Jones bottle in hand, looking for candy filler, I get a few more co-workers asking me my motives for wasting perfectly good sweets. Today was no different. I won't name names, but if you are visiting me for the first time, welcome to Jones-a-Day. A look into the sad, time abundant life of one of your fellow employees.
Today's bottle is filled with "everlasting" Gobstopper candies, a.k.a. "Jaw Breakers". The picture on the label shows a man doing what I've learned is sometimes called a "stoppie". GobSTOPPER, STOPPIE, they kind of match.
On the run tonight, everyone be safe and sleep tight,